Jaz so what is this hot gist, you cant wait to tell? I asked? Girlfriend it was smoking. What was? Abuja baby, Abuja. I settled down in a rocking chair at the corner of my room white jaz flopped on the bed.
When we got to Abuja, she said I got Lyn to book us a room at Nicon with connecting doors unknown to Marcus. We were to attend an official dinner that night so I decided to embark on my campaign immediately: What campaign I asked: The campaign of winning Marcus or should I say getting him to share my bed. Jaz! I exclaimed, what? She gives me that innocent look. Anyway, while preparing for dinner I decided to walk into Marcus room in my under wear under the pretext of asking him to help me hook my chain and guess what I had on Tobs? My garter belt! I shook my head in amazement. Girlfriend as soon as Marcus saw me his jaw dropped open. I had on one of those victorian secrets underwear flirty, transparent and bearing all. You needed to have seen him. He tried not to stare because I warned him not to and it was rude to stir but baby was he drooling, I could virtually see him salivating as if I was a juicy morsel. I strolled out doing a cat walk, the same way I strolled in slowly after he was done.
At dinner I kept giving him all the come on signs, some times conflicting signals you know a girl shouldn’t just act like she is always available.
Wait oh Jaz, didn’t anybody notice what was going on, I asked? How dey wan take know now she responds na under the table runs. Jaz! I exclaimed. Do you know Tobs I sat next to Marcus and I wore one of those clingy, sexy outfit that runs a slit from the thigh down to my ankle. Atimes I robbed my foot against his or up and down his legs. There was a time I boldly put my hand between his thighs of cause I made it look like an accident. I turned side ways as if I wanted to tell him something in the ear and rubbed my breast against him, oh Tobs you should have seen him he lit up like a Christmas tree, his hands became jittery and he dropped his fork. Under the pretext of helping hi8m look for his fork I held his ‘Ikenna”.
Oh Jaz how could you! I exclaimed how could I not, the baby was begging to come out, if we weren’t in such a public place I would have given him a head! ‘A head what? I said, honestly Tobs you are too prudish for my liking must I spell it out she says, she then decided to ‘spell pronounce’ a b-l-o-w job. Don’t tell me you have never heard of that too. Your life must be really boring. Remind me to teach you what I call the rudiments of love making. Thank you madam expert I said, you are welcome. You know I am an authority in that field. Some of these wives need people like us to teach them so their husbands stop straying, you know what I mean.
Thank you for the lecture, madam lecturer. No Tobs, I am serious, most men prefer a ‘whore in bed and a lady on their arms’ Jaz! That’s enough are you going to tell me what happened with Marcus or are you going to give me a lecture on sex, I don’t doubt that it would be mind blowing but I am tired I said. Oh, thats it eh? Ok Oh, make I dey go my house before you throw me out she says. I am sorry Jaz, its just that there was this guy I ran into from my past. She walks up to me, giving me a sympathetic look. Really Tobs, am sorry, sometimes I get carried away, you should have told me to shut up, now that I look at you I see there is something bothering you. Look Jaz, I AM SORRY but I really can’t talk now.
Lets make a deal I’ll tell you about this guy from my past if you would conclude the story on you and Marcus. I still cant believe you slept with him. Wrong Tobs not slept made long, passionate love with him all weekend is more like it, but that would have to wait, you look like death warmed up, I’ll see you tomorrow, don’t bother seeing me off, I’ll let myself out, the same way I came in.
The next day Jaz showed up as promised. Tobs, Tobs are you home? I heard Jaz as if in a dream. Yeah, I said I am in my dressing room. Hello baby girl, whats up? Wow, going somewhere? Remember, the guy from my past I told you about? Yep! Am going out with him tonight, that was quick, do I hear someone saying” go slow, its too fast too soon, Jaz” she says mimicking me anytime I caution her on a date. Well Micheal does not have all the time in the world he has to go back to Abuja tomorrow morning and its just talk so don’t even go there.
So how did Abuja end? I said. I thought you were going out on a date with your old flame? Jaz says. First and foremost I am not dating Micheal and secondly I still have at least 2 hours before he comes. Hmmm and you have started preparing already. Na wa oh, this your talk wey you wan talk e serious oh, she says laughing. You wan make e think say I dey suffer since e comot, no thanks I will dress to kill tonight so e go no say na him loose. So what happened in Abuja, this is the uptenth time I am asking honestly Jaz, I no go ask again Oh! Ok ok no vex Tobs sit down make I gist you.
I carefully removed my evening gown and relaxed on the bed. Jaz was too excited to sit, she began to pace up and down. Jaz calm down, you are really beginning to get on my nerves. She then plunges into the story continuing from where she left off the night after they had dinner, Marcus was a nervous wreck, he could not make any meaningful contribution, I guess I was partly to blame but then its not as if he stopped me or moved away. He kept throwing glances my way through out dinner. As soon as it was decent enough he made excuses for both of us that we had a client to see early in the morning before our business lunch with them (they were Koreans). It was obvious they were disappointed, I think they felt we were going to show them a bit of the town but Marcus was too strung up, he would have none of that.
When we got to our rooms, I feigned tiredness and a headache, Marcus looked at me with disappointment and asked if I would like some aspirin. I told him I brought some with me, of course I locked the connecting door after taking a look at the bulge in his trousers. I knew he was not going to sleep but said good night Marcus, sleep well and eh you might want to have a cold shower! Jaz, how could you when April is your friend! Look Tobs I know you want to go all preachy on me but remember, someone did it to me too, so whats new? Is that why you must do it to someone else and your friend for that matter I said. Point of correction, April is not my friend, just a colleagues wife, she says but April sees you as her friend I said, well that’s her cup of tea. JAZ! You know with friends like you, who needs enemies, I muttered to myself. I heard that she says whatever Tobs, whatever!
Anyway sha Marcus turned and tossed all night, he couldn’t sleep. I wanted him to sweat it up a little you know when men get it on a platter, they don’t appreciate it. The next morning at about 5.30am, I was feeling h….y, so I brushed my teeth, put back my necklace of the previous night and wore my sexy ‘very transparent nighty with nothing under and just strolled into Marcus room with out knocking. I walked up to his bed and asked him to help me remove my neck chain with some mumbo jumbo about being too tired to take it off, the previous night, oh boy was he wide awake? The little man down there was crying for attention, I acted like I didn’t see it and sat at the edge of his bed, the rest like they say was history, he could not have enough of me. We did not have breakfast till 12 noon and even that had to be room service!
Every chance we got, we utilized, Tobs it was w-o-n-d-a-ful! Really Jaz even for you this is a wee bit too far. No, no, Tobs don’t tell me that crap about April being my friend. Some one did that to me too, so what goes around comes around, wait Jaz, you were not always this cynical what happened to you? You know what happened to me, Greg happened to me. Are you never going to let that go Jaz? Its been, what? 7 years? 8 years Tobs, 8years? Look Jaz I think you need professional help. Really? Why do you think I come to you? I think am a good listener and I don’t judge you, maybe that makes you feel safe and think what you are doing is right but honestly speaking I think you are gradually loosing it, Jaz and even though you call me your conscience, most times? I don’t feel like it, I said.
Anyway I got to run, my date would be at the door any minute so shoo… Jaz, let me concentrate on my evening. GREG? We definitely need to talk about I said. Well Cinderella just make sure you are not back before 12 mid-night and most definitely piss off your fairy god mother, Jaz says referring to my mum who she feels worries too much for some one Jaz believes is way past the age of monitoring.
Thank you ‘madam’ now leave I really must get ready for this date. Hmmm Tobs, you never still tell me wetin dey happen anyway, see you tomorrow. I definitely want all the Juicy details.
As Jaz leaves I wonder how someone so sweet could turn out so ‘twisted’ and in some cases damn right mean, yeah mean Jaz can be very mean. I got to run, later, much later maybe not tonight because I might be too tired but I’ll let you in about my ‘date’.
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